SOA#1 – Works for me!
SOA#2 – Does not work for me, too.
SOA#4 – Will work – working on fix.
SOA#8 – RTFM! (Read The Fucking Friendly Manual!)
SOA#16 – Ask uncle Google!
SOA#32 – Your mousepad is incompatible.
SOA#64 – Strange, it worked yesterday when I was leaving office.
SOA#128 – For me ALWAYS everything works!
SOA#256 – Thanks for the info.
SOA#512 – INABIAF! (It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!)
SOA#1024 – FSCK it! I will not change it 5th time!
SOA#R – Have You tried to restart it? (Have You tried to turn it of and on again?)
SOA#D – Done!