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SOA#1 – Works for me!

SOA#2 – Does not work for me, too.

SOA#4 – Will work – working on fix.

SOA#8 РRTFM! (Read The Fucking Friendly Manual!)

SOA#16 – Ask uncle Google!

SOA#32 – Your mousepad is incompatible.

SOA#64 – Strange, it worked yesterday when I was leaving office.

SOA#128 – For me ALWAYS everything works!

SOA#256 – Thanks for the info.

SOA#512 – INABIAF! (It’s not a bug, it’s a feature!)

SOA#1024 – FSCK it! I will not change it 5th time!

SOA#R – Have You tried to restart it? (Have You tried to turn it of and on again?)

SOA#D – Done!